May 2012
3 posts
April 2012
13 posts
“If you care about something you have to protect it – If you’re lucky enough to...”
– John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany
There’s nothing wrong with helping people all the time, she told me, as long as you throw regular orgasms in there to help you keep perspective.
March 2012
2 posts
Conversation with my Grandfather.
Me: Im just trying to grow up, but currently failing at it.
Papaw: Keep working at it, maybe it won’t take as long as the rest of us.
February 2012
8 posts
Rejected Jokes: My Oscars and Emmys →
rejectedjokes:
It was three years ago when Dan Harmon (Community), Rob Schrab (The Sarah Silverman Program) and myself (Rejectedjokes.com) wrote Hugh Jackman’s musical opening number for the 81st Annual Academy Awards. We decided that because of the recession, the musical opening number should have no budget. It…
this was my favorite Oscar opening ever. I still get the words stuck in my...
January 2012
9 posts
See Effie's Style In Action
thecapitolcouture:
SEE EFFIE’S STYLE IN ACTION
From head to stylish toe, Effie is an expert at mixing party-perfect with on-the-job chic.
Equal Treatment
Why do they treat us like children? they said & I said why do you treat them like adults? & their eyes opened wide & they began to laugh & talk all at once & suddenly everything looked possible again.
December 2011
14 posts
Sarah Durham's Rules to Live By
I wrote these many moons ago on a napkin in a sushi restaurant, still so relevant to the person I am now.
1.) Don’t be needy. You can depend on others, but don’t use it as a crutch. Be ok with being alone sometimes. Be ok with not always having somebody to fall back on.
2.) Don’t let the things you hold onto ever outnumber the things you let go. Don’t think about your mistakes or your regrets....
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...”
– Dr. Seuss (via theelysianplain)
November 2011
11 posts
